#!/usr/local/bin/python

for i in range(0, 4):
  print "Happy birthday", (
    (i == 2 and ("dear ferdi",)) or ("to me",))[0]

And thanks to my Aunt, my Sister, and my dear friend Indri for reminding to me. I almost forgot it. This makes me 27 years old. Damn I’m old

Btw, the code above is in Python :p